Telly Enthusiast Prints

TV Life Blood.

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'

'He hasn't been himself lately,notice the improvement?'

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

Doctor Whoo

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

Widescreen TV.

"At last some decent repeats on the telly"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Einsteiners.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

TV-Man

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

TV jester.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'