Tv Drama Junkie Pillows

'We interrupt our regular programming to bring you the football season....'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

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Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

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'He's in training for the Olympics'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

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"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"