Tv Drama Junkie Pillows

'We interrupt our regular programming to bring you the football season....'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

University Soapflakes

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Mog The Week

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Expanded Limited Investigation

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

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How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'He's in training for the Olympics'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Kathryn Morris

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Wall mountable TVs.

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

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'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."