Tv Composer T-Shirts

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Shepherd and eurydice

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Trump! The Musical

Theorbo

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Mozart on a computer,

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Allegro con molto espresso

Hildegard von Bingen

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Bravo!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Applause

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Baby Mozart.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Scotch and water musick."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The Music Seed