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"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

''It's a wonderful life' will not be seen tonight, because our station manager is feeling sort of cynical.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Evolution.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Applause

"Now we move over to the sports desk."