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Zombie standup

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"The Just Me Band"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

America's funniest election gaffes

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

An amplified harp

Soldiers' Ego

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Musical Pipe

Uncle Sam admires lipstick marks on his butt.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Clive Anderson

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

A family choir

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'