Tv Competition Judge Pillows

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "

Pig Cheese

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

"Yes, but I'm not just any judge, I'm a TV judge."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

Homemade Jam.

The Apprentice

'You've got 2 left feet'

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'

Swan Diving

Creative judging.

'International Poodle Contest.'

'He took the first prize at the bird show, He ate the prize budgie,'

Trail of a trampolinist before he fell.

"The three finalists find themselves on Sir Alan's private jet with no fuel and just one parachute between them!"

So You Think You're A Cat

Dog Show