Tv Commercial Fan Prints

'You know the king on that burger commercial? I find him very disturbing.'

'...so she switched deodorants and lived happily ever after.'

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

"What is it? It's an autographed piece of toilet paper from one of the bears in the TV commercials!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Christmas TV...

Night Life: L.A.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

John Laurie

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

News Wear World

Aren't all gifts free?

"But wait, there's more."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'Happy 50th PBS.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

“The jury has requested you pitch your case in the style of a six-part TV mini-series.”

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

Remember, one of my doors will always be open for you...you just have to guess the correct one.

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

Morecombe and Wise.