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'...so she switched deodorants and lived happily ever after.'

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

"What is it? It's an autographed piece of toilet paper from one of the bears in the TV commercials!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Night Life: L.A.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

News Wear World

Aren't all gifts free?

"But wait, there's more."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Remember, one of my doors will always be open for you...you just have to guess the correct one.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

Flowerpot man reads newspaper headlines: Welsh version of windows launched.

Morecombe and Wise.

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

'A gang of senior citizens was arrested today for harassing freshmen....'