Tv Commercial Enthusiast Prints

'Why not send us some money before you pop your clogs - it will make you feel better?'

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

"How can you sit there watching one commercial after another?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Side effects may include....'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

As Seen Watching TV

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

This Space Available.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Eat More Salted Nuts

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

"He's a genius at product placement."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"They do say results will vary."

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'