Tv Commercial Critic Prints

"They do say results will vary."

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

'Side effects may include....'

'I'm using my eyes, how are you looking at it?'

'If the Energizer Bunny annoys you, don't watch him.'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

TV commercials

'Your arteries are 90% clogged with all the junk food advertised on T.V.'

"If this ad drives you crazy, you may be entitled to compensation."

"The only side effect from this new drug will be a mind-numbing barrage of commercials on daytime TV."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Difference of Opinion

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

'What does it say, Dad?'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Roads with a view.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."