Tv Broadcaster Prints

"Thank You For Watching Regular Television."

"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"

"This is our rant room."

"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."

Operating Room

"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."

"It's an ice cream headache telethon."

'ANCHOR doesn't mean you drag the whole network!'

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Dialogue

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Tree house.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."