Tv Break Enthusiast Prints

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

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"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

A couple decides what to watch.

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

God with Earth Controller