Tv Binger Mugs

Brain to man watching TV: 'Since you won't be needing me for a while, I'm going to run a few errands.'

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

A dog sits in an armchair with a bone-shaped remote.

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"My technique for convincing mom of anything is based entirely on infomercials."

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

'Now that's Real TV!'

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'Do you have anything you'd like to say to me before the football season starts?'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Spaceman pluged into all tv stations at once

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Smart TV

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

"They're hacking into our Netflix account the old fashioned way."

Blanca Suarez caricature

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

Vegetabull.

'Forgive me if I doze off-it's like watching the telly!'

'Lifestyles of the unemployed and 401-k poor.'

'Not another elimination show!'

'Damn, it's stuck on the 'Fish Channel' again.'

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

How were the England team doing before your foot slipped?

Life styles of the rich and guilty.

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'We're hoping the cubicle will remind Rickie that he needs to go out and get a job.'

'Walking with cavemen? - I'm sleeping with one.'