Tv Binger Mugs

Brain to man watching TV: 'Since you won't be needing me for a while, I'm going to run a few errands.'

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"My technique for convincing mom of anything is based entirely on infomercials."

'Do you have anything you'd like to say to me before the football season starts?'

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'Forgive me if I doze off-it's like watching the telly!'

Vegetabull.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Spaceman pluged into all tv stations at once

'Damn, it's stuck on the 'Fish Channel' again.'

'Lifestyles of the unemployed and 401-k poor.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'Not another elimination show!'

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

How were the England team doing before your foot slipped?

Life styles of the rich and guilty.

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'Walking with cavemen? - I'm sleeping with one.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers, 'Have you finished your homework?'"

"Oh no, not another comedy clips with celebs pretending it's funny!"

"You seem very remote."

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Blanca Suarez caricature

"They're hacking into our Netflix account the old fashioned way."

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

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