Tuscany Traveler T-Shirts

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Romantic Violinist.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Gondolier

'Anything to declare?'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Dante Alighieri.