Tuscany Traveler Mugs

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Romantic Violinist.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Gondolier

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Dante Alighieri.

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.