Turnpike Traveler Pillows

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Valet park only"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Musical genres

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Bed & Bagel'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Busking during a pandemic

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Anything to declare?'

Musical Bicycle.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite