Turnover Tail Gifts

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"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Mum, I got the job!"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Dog Park Zoom

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'You tell me how he does it.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Take it easy back there!"

Squirrel Salon

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"A new study reveals this is actually what you've been chasing."

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!"

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."