Turnover Tail Gifts

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Mum, I got the job!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'You tell me how he does it.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Squirrel Salon

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"Take it easy back there!"

"A new study reveals this is actually what you've been chasing."

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!"

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.