Turner Prize Follower Pillows

'Art supplies: oil, acrylics, dung.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Invisible clothes

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Alicia Vikander

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

John Ruskin

The Fox and the Crow.

Hilary Mantel

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Playing game on Cow.

Simon Owl - That hoot was ghastly!

J. M. Coetzee

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

Aung San Suu Kyi

Cows in a Twister

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

William Golding

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

'Remember to register for the door prize.'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

Three 'wise' men.

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'

"I'm getting notes of Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine with a strong Covid finish."

"Amanda!! Pay attention!...You're drifting out of formation again!!!"