Turner Prize Enthusiast Mugs

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

First Prize!

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"More please."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

John Ruskin

Ivan Bunin

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

Hilary Mantel

Saul Bellow

You know I can't do the twist.

Playing game on Cow.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Vegetarian taxidermy

Street Sales

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

Elephant in the Room

Santa the mugger.

Winning the Cup.

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'Art supplies: oil, acrylics, dung.'