Turner Devotee Mugs

John Ruskin

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Addicted to reading

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

Olympic Torch Training

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Fairy Godmother

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Norns weaving

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

"Friends, Romans, countrymen - lend me your ears..."

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

Tailpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.