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Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Addicted to reading

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Olympic Torch Training

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Norns weaving

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Fairy Godmother

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Eight

Playing game on Cow.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen - lend me your ears..."

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.