Turkey Advocate T-Shirts

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Thanksgiving is nigh.

"I quit."

View to the Future

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Overruled."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Get Your Shot

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Holiday Overkill.

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

Tom Cotton

Trump bullies Mexico

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

GM Food and World Hunger

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

'CAN I RECOMMEND BAKED CHICKEN WITH MUSHROOMS AND CHESTNUT PUREE? YOU DON´T KNOW HOW TASTY IT IS.'

People! Save the Arctic.

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.