Turkey Advocate Mugs

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Thanksgiving is nigh.

"You poor thing. Let's get you cleaned up."

"I quit."

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

View to the Future

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"Overruled."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Get Your Shot

Before and After Holiday Diet

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Holiday Overkill.

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

Tom Cotton

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Trump bullies Mexico

GM Food and World Hunger

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"