Tune Hummer Pillows

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Check out this new store."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

A souped up car...

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Rainbow violin surfers

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

Mozart

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Pimp my cow.

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

Okay

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

They changed their tunes.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

"In the absence of a piano....."

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

'How does 'Oh Brother Get You Out Of Here' grab you?'

In Case of Emergency' a music teacher looks at a big set of earplugs.

"Doctor, my husband and I are suffering from insomnia!"