Heartbeat Hummer Pillows

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

dog reading EKG

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Stethoscope

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

"I hear the heartbeat of Manhattan."

Your heartbeat makes me want to do the cha-cha. It's ironic that if a woman says that, it's a good thing, yet if a doctor says that, it's a bad thing.

Okay

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

"In the absence of a piano....."

Rallying meets the environmental challenge

Blessed are the pacemakers.

"How nice! You've got a song in your heart. . . and it's got a great beat!"

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

'Ticker's fine.'

Cardiologist

"How did you get your heart to stop beating like that?"

Nail and Hammer

When Ernie gets a song stuck in his head, he doesn't have room for anything else.

It's a drum loop, doctor. I sampled it from "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

'You've got a good beat... and it's easy to dance to!'