Tune Churner Pillows

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"Check out this new store."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

I love Marimba

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'Moon, June...'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

The Troubadour

Mozart

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

They changed their tunes.