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Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

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'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Crying baby

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Dentist Training School.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

'I told you he had a temper.'

Dad's home

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Childhood Screen Addict

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Tax grab.