'The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor.'
Tumble Trainer Mugs
Surprise your tumble trainer with a mug that captures their energetic spirit. Perfect for morning coffee or post-practice tea, these mugs are as lively and inspiring as they are fun.
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
Dog Walking Services
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
"Any questions?"
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'
"He's such a fussy eater."
"OK, ready to go again?"
"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"
"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."
Hanging off every word...
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'
Quality Control
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"Just go with the workflow."
"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."
"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"
Targets.
"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'
'I hope that training aid doesn't give him the idea that bigger laptops could mean more output.'
'First of all, relax.'
'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'
'Leadership training.'
Mentors guide you through the maze.
'I miss the good old days!'
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
"My assistant will show you the ropes."
Tumble Trainer Mugs Collection
Tumble Trainer Pillows
Bring a lively touch to their lounging space with pillows that celebrate tumble training—fun, inspiring, and full of personality.
Tumble Trainer Prints
Bring energy to their walls with prints celebrating tumble training, blending humor and inspiration in perfect harmony.
Tumble Trainer T-Shirts
Find humorous and motivational t-shirts for tumble trainers, perfect for showcasing their passion for dance and movement in style.