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Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"Play 'Misty' for me."

One-man band rehearsal.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'A Fucking Drink'

A tuba and love hearts

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Musician

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

The week at a glance.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

Happy Xmas

Tuba Music

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Street Performance

Manhattan Project Blues

Balloon Musician

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Tuba in Space

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'