Tubas Pillows

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Bacterial Cultural Center

Musician

'A Fucking Drink'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

A tuba and love hearts

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

The week at a glance.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Happy Xmas

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Tuba Music

Balloon Musician

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Tuba in Space

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Street Performance

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

Manhattan Project Blues

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'