Tuba Trouper T-Shirts

Musician

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

One-man band rehearsal.

Bacterial Cultural Center

Musician

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

A tuba and love hearts

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Happy Xmas

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Tuba Music

"I'd like a table near the band please."

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Tuba in Space

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Balloon Musician

Street Performance

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Manhattan Project Blues

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'