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'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

"States of tofu"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Harsh Mellows.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Big Burgers.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."