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'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Freedom of the press

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

'Keep fit.'

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Candor is the Best Policy

Justice Weighs Truth

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

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