Truth Stretching Expert Mugs

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Freedom of the press

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

'Keep fit.'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Candor is the Best Policy

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Justice Weighs Truth

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

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"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."