Truth In Packaging T-Shirts

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Packaging Russian Dolls

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Gullib-Os

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

Access Denied!

Justice Weighs Truth

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Guru Greg's Soul Repair

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

'Because it's HIGH UP there!'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Too much packaging

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

"The person who is certain he is right is certain to be wrong."

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"You ask me the meaning of life? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MEANING OF LIFE!"

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

'This looks good. The first ingredient is calories.'