Truth Bender T-Shirts

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'The secret to my longevity? Lying about my age, of course!'

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

'Sorensen will put a positive spin on it, Nissen will issue a denial and Sims will flat out lie about it.'

"Do you swaer to tell half-truths and nothing but half-truths?"

'You call it a lie. I think of it as augmented reality.'

"Yes...yes...of course....I'll call you back as soon as I have a more convincing lie..."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Man Crossing His Fingers Behind Back At Interview

"Everything on your resume is fabricated...welcome to our law firm!"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Alternative fielding positions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Didn't you just say that?"

Black hole setting

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Freedom of the press

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.