Trust Whisperer Prints

? It's not about money. It's about trust. Will you trust me with your money?

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

WWW.World.com

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Ukraine War Clouds

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

Rudy, you bought me a high-definition camcorder. You shouldn't have. Is that you shouldn't have as in: It's just too thoughtful? Or, simply: You shouldn't have 'cause this gift stinks? I'm really blown away. Clarify!

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

Office full of computers and wires.

Health and safety nightmare.

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

There's some guy in the caf

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'