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'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

'I put too much faith in those who don't deserve it. I call it self confidence.'

"I might give you the benefit of the doubt, but I doubt it."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Others will fight for you

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

"It's not what you think."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'I think he's getting serious about me! He's just told me the PIN number to his credit card.'

How To Keep Promises

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.'

Deal-Maker Trump

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Insect Trade Wars: Butterfly flaps its wings in the U.S./Butterfly flaps its wings in China

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

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