Trust Advocate Pillows

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Slavery Reparations

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Overruled."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Crisis of values

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'