Trust Expert Pillows

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."

Testing a Fiancee

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"Who's God?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

$10 a step at the doctor's office.

'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

"He has sticker shock form his health care costs."

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

"You're on standby if Mr. Benny's insurance company doesn't give us a last-minute approval."

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

'To see if my husband is cheating, I have to check his pockets, wallet and NOW his E-MAIL!'