Trust Tacticians Pillows

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

US and the EU

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"That was a rumor day."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Human males marking territory.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"Whither NATO?"

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'