Trust Monitor T-Shirts

'Gerald wears an interactivre global positioning device, so I can make sure he's not having any office flings.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

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'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

Testing a Fiancee

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"Who's God?"

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

"By the way, if you're involved in some sort of sex scandal I'd rather find out about it from you than from the media."