Trust Issues Detective Gifts

"The cash is down again. I'm beginning to suspect an inside job."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Unusual Offers

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

'But what do you sell?'

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Today the CIA investigated the FBI's investigation of the IRS' investigation of Trump."

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

"I don't think this is the right time to tell me you're having an affair.."

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"Now he can say he ran it by legal."

"Our relationship would be much better if she could just get over her trust issues."

"Terrible. It's just terrible. He's the third accountant I've hired to calculate my per diem."

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

'He can smell a faked resume.'

House detective.

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

Proud to be a senior citizen and Just give me my damn discount T-Shirts.

Book surgery.

"Try to get sick. I bought get-well cards at 50% off!"

Sale

"Goodness! This health care plan is $750 a month! This one is $1200 a month! And this one is $1500 a month!"