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Team Building Exercises

"How many more times must this happen before we ban Rick from participating in trust falls?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."