Trust And Integrity T-Shirts

Handshake with crossed fingers

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Untrustworthy partner

Crisis of values

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

Check your conscience, Senator?

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

"Trust no one."

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

Hall of Fame

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Businessman's Secret Handshake

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

Government Interference with Science.

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."