Integrity Advocate T-Shirts

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'Don't be discouraged. Do it over. Monitor the results for three months. Then, to be sure, do it again for another three months. Record your findings. Write your paper.'

'We're in trouble when our whistleblower won Employee-of-the-Month.'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'Everything was fine until you insisted on transparent accounting!'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

Media watchdog.

Plaque reading '20 Years of Public Service without a single indictment.

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

The True Achievers.

The Commonwealth Integrity Commission

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Journalist handing sack to MP marked: 'Cash for leaked emails.'

Beijing Olympics faking scandal.

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

'Of course, we're all a*******.. but that has nothing to do with INTEGRITY!'

'I think Pastor Bob's cheating.'

Warren Stood Behind Everything he Sold

'Spare me the integrity lecture, Jonathan! I turned down TWICE as many sellout job offers as you before I actually sold out, and YOU know it!'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

Crisis of values

The Ekert Saga: 'This incessant wave of honest and integrity is undermining our corporate structure of real work avoidance, and the consequences are dire!...And soon, every one of us in government will be forced...to actually govern.

'oh, c'mon there lads, we don't want to win by questionable tactics!'

Manton Marble and the Scandal of Tilden's Presidency Bid

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Slavery Reparations

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."