Trump Humor Lover Pillows

"We think you may have something that belongs to us."

Donald Trump Christmas card

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

US National holiday

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Honest Voting Stickers

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Monroe Doctrine

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"So we have met before..."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Police Lineup Escape