Trump Humor Lover Gifts

"We think you may have something that belongs to us."

Donald Trump Christmas card

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

US National holiday

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

Honest Voting Stickers

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

The Monroe Doctrine

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Only in America

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"So we have met before..."

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."