Truffle Mac And Cheese Lover Gifts

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

The Main Types of Cheese

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"How nice. A truffle."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

The Salvador Deli

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

Dieting is for losers.

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Clandestine Cuisine

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal crackers and grapes too...

Kissing after eating extra strong Camembert.

'Truffles again?'

"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."