Truffle Mac And Cheese Lover Gifts

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

The Main Types of Cheese

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"How nice. A truffle."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

The Salvador Deli

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Dieting is for losers.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Clandestine Cuisine

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal crackers and grapes too...

Kissing after eating extra strong Camembert.

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

'Truffles again?'

"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."