Trucking Company Owner T-Shirts

CSA bogging down a truck

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Valet park only"

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Local food for local consumption

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

US Energy Needs.

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Business revolution begins.

Shrimp cook

Sam's Venison.

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

Happiness

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

My Holdings So Far

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

Zero gravity ahead.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."