Trucking Company Owner T-Shirts

CSA bogging down a truck

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Valet park only"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Local food for local consumption

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

US Energy Needs.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Business revolution begins.

Happiness

Sam's Venison.

Shrimp cook

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

My Holdings So Far

Zero gravity ahead.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'